Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Equidistant Acne

Let's talk for a moment about organized acne formations. Sometimes, on rare occasions our acne forms a pattern on our face. I don't like it when this happens. A while back I had a red spot about an inch from the left corner of my mouth and on the other side about an inch as well in almost exactly the same direction. I would rather there be more acne but it be scattered about so as to look random. Symmetrical acne makes it seem like I acned myself on purpose, using...say...a sharpened Slim Jim or something. About two days ago I had a formation which is pictured below. Its quite bizarre because it makes a straight line, for one, and for two, the spots are equidistant, and as an added peculiarity there's a fourth dot over to the side that sort of makes an isosceles triangle. Fancy that.

So in conclusion, I don't mind having acne sometimes, though it was quite severe, back in high school. Now, since I have some acne people think I look younger than I am. It gives me youthful vibrance, but when, in that odd case, it is symmetrical or equidistant it just looks bizarre.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Saturday, March 27, 2010

A Bit More from Valet



I love drawing. These are some sketches and half sketches and such from me drawing at my place of work which is the Hyatt in La Jolla. There's a much bigger post of these sorts of drawings way down there in blog Never-never-land, but you can just click right here if you wanna check that out.

As for this set, the very top one is Charlie who use to be the foremost valet captain then he got in some legal trouble and may or may not be authorized to drive and this shall no more be discussed in this or the following paragraphs because to do so would be unseemly, but anyways. He's not the captain anymore. Its the guy in the drawing underneath it. This was a little pre-sketch I did before I did the finished one. This idea didn't make the cut with a couple people who's opinions I solicited. He was among them and that was probably a mistake cuz every time I look at him I still see this. Well, maybe he needs an upper eyelid.

Moving right along, with the next guy I was completely happy with the sketch and then my marker bled when I was drawing his stubble and now his stubble is much more severe and much more puerto rican, and neither of these is correct. It doesn't matter, tho, because we don't have the drawings taped up under the desk anymore anyway because they have to paint the wall or something, but they haven't painted yet. Oh yeah! And all the drawings disappeared. People were taking them home, bit by bit, and they were in a stack in one of the little cubbies in the valet booth, but then one day they all disappeared into the ether. Such is life. I hope someone is enjoying them and they didn't get pitched. But I don't care all that much ether way, honestly.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Larry Bird Again

This is the inwardly beautiful, Larry Bird.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Went Up to La Jolla Again



This is Jason Schwartzman

This is Dan Hay

Friday, March 12, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Three Landscapes

She's ready to pop.


"The sea was angry, my friends...like an old man returning soup in a deli."



Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

Its All Politics

This is Rush Limbaugh. He is a very talented entertainer. He is very entertaining if politics entertains you or if the idea of entertainment entertains you. If you're a liberal person, you can enjoy Rush by seeing it all as an elaborate act, sort of a spoof. If you're conservative it won't be at all difficult to enjoy his show. Rush is the biggest central force in conservatism as human beings go. I don't think Liberals even have such a force to speak of. I guess maybe the whole entertainment industry, maybe. And I'm including News in that category.

This is Barak Obama. You know him. You love him or loved him or not at all. He's a good spokesman for the executive branch. He's tallish and lanky. He's got that uptown fade. He's got pants such that when he sits down and crosses his leg you can almost see how long his socks are.
This is Katie Couric. She's a big news lady that I haven't really seen yet. Shame on me, but Tv News is probly fake anyway. Here we see Katie with her chewing tobacco and turtle neck.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Monday, February 15, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

The Ruler is My Friend

I'm gonna learn to draw in perspective. I must get use to using a ruler. This is a self portrait done using a straight edge for every line.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

Left and Right Brains and The Importance of Value in Drawing

Let the record show that I’m not qualified to tell anybody how to draw, in that the only professional art job I’ve held is that of a caricature artist for Kamans Art Shoppes. Once in a blue moon, I’ll get a caricature gig, and once in an even bluer moon, I’ll get a commission. I do, however, have some ideas about drawing, and they may not be new ideas but I can tell you how they make sense to me, so I if you’re someone who hath ears to hear and are able to learn that way, I got some thoughts for you.

But first, watch this video because its really really interesting and has to do with what I'm gonna talk about. Its about the separation between the left and right brain. Also, her voice is really funny, so its a win win.



This lesson is mostly for beginning artists, especially caricature artists. First off, there’re two types of drawing. There’s drawing with the left brain and drawing with the right brain. The more these two hemispheres cooperate, the better. The left brain uses drawing to build/construct. It makes stuff up. Here is me drawing mostly with my left brain.


The right brain responds directly to that which it sees. Here’s an example of me trying to draw mostly with my right brain.

Line is typically used to draw with the left brain. This may be because the left brain thinks linearly. It plans out a path and takes that path. Just like a trip to the grocery. The left brain uses this line to establish shapes in a sorts, rather than to pick up milk and eggs, hit the ATM first and drop off library books on the way back.

The right brain cannot do this. The right brain doesn’t even choose what to draw, or how to draw it. It doesn't pick out important information. It doesn't prioritize. It only feels the pencil in the hand and responds directly to the visual stimuli before it.

What we see with our eyes is NEVER line. It is always value, darks and lights. Line is the left brain making sense of this. Drawing teachers will tell you to hold the pencil sideways or have you use charcoal and this is why. It helps force you to respond to those values rather than making stuff up.

The objective of pure observational drawing is to strengthen the connection between the hand, the eye, and the object being drawn.

With that in mind, look at this face.

The eye can be recreated fairly easy with line and so can the mouth, at least well enough to impress your grandma or your anime friends, but the nose and the mustache is a different story. This is because what we see when we look at this nose is relationships between soft and hard shadows. There's the dark of the nostril, the light of the ring shape at the end of the nose and everything in between. The outer edge of the nostril aka the nose parenthesis is slightly darker than the rest of the skin. Its lowest point is darker still, then it gets lighter as we head in toward the nostril which is so much a gradient shape that one really can't say where it begins and ends. My point is that the nose serves to prove to us that nothing really is made of line. This is, of course, the case with the eyes and mouth and everything else as well, but the nose makes this especially apparent.


Drawing faces from observation and relying on value is very good and also fun. When it comes time to make up a nose using only line, you will know more precisely what kind of object you are constructing and you will be much more comfortable.

That's my lesson, boys and girls. Thank you for reading and I would love it if you have any critique to offer with my wording or ideas.

Sunday, February 7, 2010